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Expressions of Wisdom, Knowledge, and Information to Empower You!
George Carlin on age.
(Absolutely Brilliant)
IF YOU DON'T READ THIS TO THE VERY END, YOU HAVE LOST A DAY IN YOUR LIFE.
AND WHEN YOU HAVE FINISHED, DO AS I AM DOING AND SEND IT ON.
George Carlin's Views on Aging
Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is
when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited
about aging that you think in fractions.
'How old are you?' 'I'm four and a half!' You're never
thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the
key
You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the
next number, or even a few ahead.
'How old are you?' 'I'm gonna be 16!' You could be 13, but hey,
you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life .. . You
become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony YOU BECOME 21.
YESSSS!!!
But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound
like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now,
you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed?
You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40.
Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you
REACH 50 and your dreams are gone.
But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would!
So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50
and MAKE it to 60.
You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a
day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday!
You get into your 80's and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT
lunch; you TURN 4:30 ; you REACH bedtime. And it doesn't end there. Into
the 90s, you start going backwards; 'I Was JUST 92.'
Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a
little kid again. 'I'm 100 and a half!'
May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!!
HOW TO STAY YOUNG
1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and
height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay 'them.'
2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.
3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts,
gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. 'An idle mind is the
devil's workshop.' And the devil's name is Alzheimer's.
4. Enjoy the simple things.
5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person,
who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are
alive.
7. Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's family,
pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your
refuge.
8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is
unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.
9. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, even to the
next county; to a foreign country but NOT to where the guilt is..
10.Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.
AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take,but by the
moments that take our breath away.
And if you don't send this to at least 8 people - who cares? But
do share this with someone. We all need to live life to its fullest each
day!!
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The Depth and Width of Your
Calling
Os
Hillman
via SCWN.org
If we are distressed, it
is for your comfort and salvation; if we are comforted, it is for your
comfort, which produces in you patient endurance of the same sufferings we
suffer. - 2 Corinthians 1:6
"God must love you a lot! He doesn't
allow someone to go through the kinds of adversity you have experienced
unless He has a special calling on your life." Those were the words said to
me by two different mentors at two different times within a three-year
period. Later I would learn another related truth from a respected man of
God - a man who lives in another country, a man whom God uses throughout the
globe. "The depth and width of your faith experiences are directly
proportional to your calling." What were these men of God
saying?
They were describing a process of preparation that God takes
each of His leaders through when He plans to use them in significant ways. A
"faith experience" is an event or "spiritual marker" in your life about
which you can say, "That is where I saw God personally moving in my life."
It is an unmistakable event in which God showed Himself personally to you.
It was the burning bush for Moses; the crossing of the Red Sea or the Jordan
River for the nation of Israel; Jacob's encounter with the angel. It was the
feeding of the 5,000 for the disciples. It was the time when you saw God
face to face in your life.
If God has plans of using you in the lives
of many others, you can expect that He is going to allow certain faith
experiences to come into your life in order to build a foundation that will
be solid. That foundation is what you will be able to look back on to keep
you faithful to Him in the times of testing. Each of us must have personal
faith experiences in which we experience God personally so that we can move
in faith to whatever He may call us. Do you need a personal faith experience
right now in your life? Pray that God will reveal Himself to you. He
delights in doing that
Excerpted
with permission from the book TGIF Today God Is First, by Os Hillman,
copyright 2003, Reprinted by permission. For free daily email subscription
to TGIF Today God Is First marketplace meditations, visit www.marketplaceleaders.org
From: Sharanda goodman
Sent: Friday, April 11, 2008 3:56 AM
Subject: FW: The power of one sentence.
When God leads you to the edge of the cliff, trust Him fully and let go, only 1 of 2 things will happen, either He'll catch you when you fall, or He'll teach you how to fly!' The power of one sentence!
God is going to shift things around for you today and let things work
in your favor. If you believe , send it.
If you don't believe, delete it.
God closes doors no man can open & God opens doors no man can close.
If you need God to open some doors for you...send this to ten people.
Have a blessed day and remember to be a blessing...
Something important for you to
consider.
From a
nurse:
I'll never forget the look in my patients eyes when I
had
to tell them they had to go home with the drains, new exercises
and
no
breast.
I remember begging the Doctors to keep these women
in
The
hospital longer, only to hear that they would, but their hands
were
tied by the
insurance companies.
So there I sat with my patients,
giving them the
instructions they needed to take care of themselves, knowing
full well
they
didn't grasp half of what I was
saying, because the
glazed, hopeless, frightened look spoke louder than
the
quiet 'Thank You
they muttered.
A mastectomy is when a woman's breast is removed in
order to
remove cancerous
breast cells/tissue.
If you know anyone who
has had a Mastectomy, you may
know that there is a lot of discomfort and pain
afterwards.
Insurance
companies are trying to make mastectomies
an
outpatient
procedure.
Let's give women the
chance to recover
properly in the hospital for 2 days after surgery.
It
takes 2 seconds
to do this and is very important .. Please take the
time and do
it really
quick!
Please send this to everyone in your address book.
If
there was
ever a time when our voices and choices should be heard, this
is one
of
those times.
If you're
receiving this, it's because I think
you will
take t h e 30 seconds to go to vote on this issue and send it
on
to
others.
You know who will do the same.
There's a bill called the
Breast Cancer Patient Protection Act which
will require Insurance Companies
to cover a minimum 48-hour hospital
stay for
patients undergoing a
mastectomy. It's about eliminating the
'drive-through mastectomy' where women
are forced to go home just a
few
hours after surgery, against the wishes
of their doctor, still groggy
from
anesthesia and sometimes with drainage
tubes still attached.
Lifetime
Television has put this bill on their
Web page with a petition drive to
show
your support. Last year over half
the House signed on.
PLEASE!! Sign the
petition by clicking on the Web
site below. You need not give more than
your
name and zip code
number.
http://www.lifetimetv.com/breastcancer/petition/signpetition.php
This takes about 2 seconds. PLEASE PASS THIS ON to your
friends and
family, and on behalf of all women, THANKS.
From: Tekelia C. Kelly
[mailto:tekeliakelly@comcast.net]
Sent: Thursday, April 03, 2008 3:45 AM
To: 'Marckita Russell'
Subject: RE: High Alert= Please Watch & Pray(SHOCKING video about
Oprah's new religion and coming Spiritual c
Marckita, Thanks
you so much! Will get the word out!
Be
blessed!
Tekelia
From: Marckita Russell
[mailto:kruss73@msn.com]
Sent: Wednesday, April 02, 2008 8:59 PM
To: Ashley Marshall; Cherie Powers-Vaught; Christopher Wilkes; Cynthia
Thompson; Dana Kinamore; Deborah Gunn; Deyondalan Kinamore; Dionna Hasan;
Kimberly Asberry; LaTasha Swafford; Patrice Banks; Robbyne Womble; Takisha
Haynie; Tekelia C. Kelly
Subject: FW: High Alert= Please Watch & Pray(SHOCKING video about
Oprah's new religion and coming Spiritual c
Subject: Fwd: High Alert= Please Watch & Pray(SHOCKING
video about Oprah's new religion and coming Spiritual contamination and Global
Anti-Christ agenda:
Seeing is believing... This is SHOCKING!!! click webb site or
video below to hear Oprah's explaination
to her TV Viewers of who she
thinks God is. Please Be your Brothers keeper and help forward to others to
watch and pray.
Who will forget her shocking
response to one of her audience Bible position about
Jesus Christ as the only way to
salvation.
You should take the time to watch this video
and learn what millions of people are being taught thru Oprah and this new
religion which is really new age.
She is
teaching that there are many ways to God, not just Jesus; you don't have
to believe in Jesus.
1) We must
pray for Oprah salvation and that the blood of Jesus
Christ will cover the minds of all her listeners from subtle mind seduction, pollution and bondage!
2)That the annointing of Jesus Christ will destroy
every yokes of bondages and strongholds of the mind.
3) That the Holy Spirit of God will remove the
blinders, veils, spiritual cataracts from the eyes of unbelievers and the
light of Jesus Christ will shine in their heart as they see and receive Jesus
Christ as Thier Lord and Savior.
4) May God have Mercy and forgive her and those
spreading anti Christ messages to our Children and loved ones,
and may the uncondtional Love of Jesus Christ be extended to them all.
In His Love:
Rev A.Moses--of Christ Foundation Global Prayer
Ministries.
Courtesy--a Cry for Help Christian Prayer Trumpeter.
"Christ Foundation"---Build on a Solid
Rock.----
" For no one can lay any
foundation other than the one we already have—Jesus Christ.(1Cor 3:11--NLT).
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